Flies, Worms and the Gays

Judging form the title I bet you already know what I’m going to talk about. That’s right it fear factor.

I have loved fear factor in my childhood. A beautiful childhood filled with dangerous stunts and eating bug yup that did NOT affect my childhood in a negative way at all.

It has been a LONG time since I’ve watched an episode so I decided to watch one. Fear factor 2011 ep 3.

The first task was to stay on car hoisted up in the air with helicopters and retrive flags that were attached to different parts of the car. So the first couple were 2 girls I forgot their names so I’ll name them big boobs and normal boobs. Let me show a photo.

See why their names are those.

They did amazing and their team work was on the spot. It probably because they’ve joined a carwash fundraiser a time or two. YOU KNOW IM JUST KIDDING.

The next couple were the body builders and man, they were huge! Like the hulk except their muscules were rounded. And guess what. No, they didn’t flatten the car, they sucked at it! It was like they were pinning down the car rather than moving on it. Plus, they kept dropping flags. GENIUSES

The next couple were a couple of gay guys and I don’t know if they were a couple but man I was in their team! I just wanna hashtag it on twitter. #teamgayguys of #gayguysFTW! I also wanted to print some t-shirt but that would be a little too overboard. For some reason I paraded around the room doing a salute. I’m a weird fan. Any way I’ll call them shawty (I know it means girl but it sounds like shorty) and tally.

They were amazing!!!!! Oh my the team work was like wow! Tally was like “I got you” and shawty was all “I trust you” and I loved them. I also got a little bit too excited cause I ended up punching the wall. Plus, it was very romantic.

They moved on and the body builders lost!

Oh and their was another couple but I don’t care for them. I call them the pants and the bitch. basically, the husband got owned!

Next task. Drink 2 cups of coffee made of flies, some kind of worms and stink bugs with a topping of either flies, some kind of worms and srink bugs. I know, SOUNDS APPETIZING. The gays were first and I was like “okay game face on” shawty got stink bugs tough luck and tally got flies soft luck. HERE WE GO AGAIN.

Shawty said that the reason he joined was because he wanted to prove himself to his parents and he did! He drank that coffee like a rockstar! He was better than tally! When he was chewing the bugs man he was head banging like wow! It was intense and I loved it. And tally well, he puked.

The girls well they suck.

The couple was last and man the bitch got owned by his wife the pants. See the reason for the nicknames?

Man, the pants took it like a pro. Pinched her nose, started drinking and no reaction. The bitch just got schooled!

The girls were elimated for obvious reasons. ( They sucked )

The last change was a stunt and yeah that part was pretty boring and yet again the bitch got pawned by the pants!

The game ended and the gays lost but I will forever always be… #teamgayguys

WAVE THE RAINBOW FLAG